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There was once a girl named Sam, She did as much as she can, She moved far, far away, but is that where she'll stay? Who knows, as she has no plan!

Sunday, 29 April 2012

A Normal Saturday Night

Five complaints about me last night:
1 - I got served before some men 'because I have boobs'
2 - I got served before some women 'because I was wearing red lipstick'
3 - I'm short
4 - I have an attitude towards a fella because he's miltiary
5 - I wouldn't let a friend start a fight with said military man

What actually happened:
1 - I got served before the men because I wasn't shouting insults at the bar and behaving obnoxiously
2 - I got served before the women because I was at the bar first, oh and it was pink lipstick dumbass
3 - If you need your friend to pull for you, you can't insult people, and if you think that telling me I'm short is an insult then you're deluded
4 - I didn't have an attitude towards you because you're military, it's because you missed you bus to MPA even though I told you I didn't care whether you went back or not since I wasn't about to sleep with you anyway, oh and you're married and still trying to sleep with me
5 - I wouldn't let a friend start a fight with said miltary man. Not worth it

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